G-nade: a muscular dark-metal grenade fighter with glowing red eyes, red crown cap and red bandana, in a city alley

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You can't play me, I'm an NPC.

Home of G-nade, the Grin Nade. One Proverb a day, straight from the alley. More than just a skin.

G-nade mid-punch, red sparks flying, in a gritty alley
G-nade · AI-generated character art

Meet G-nade

Built hard. Talks straight.

G-nade (the Grin Nade) is a dark-metal grenade with a fighter's build: glowing red eyes, red cap with the crown, red bandana, black boots. He looks like the background character nobody notices. That's the point.

Every day he drops one verse from Proverbs in a short video, old wisdom with a short fuse. Every video ends the same way: Pin pulled. Truth delivered.

NPC SKINZ is the home base for The Aussie NPC. Proud to be the NPC. More than just a skin.

1Proverb a day
31Chapters
0Fuse to spare

Proverb of the Week

One verse. Every week.

“Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.”Proverbs 27:17 (KJV)

Pin pulled. Truth delivered.

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G-nade with Proverbs 27:17 text: Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend

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